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A great escape
Last week I was partying ezilalini with small town girls and boys who think they are happening.
Since Julius Malema isn’t allowed to accept tenders I tried Mthatha, where Cee of Blackwhole Productions threw the mother of all bush parties.
Bankin’ on the real thang and – hoo boy! – it was shakin’
The fab thang about living in the north is that you can do anything or go anywhere.
Last week moi decided to pop in at the Bank. Oh fools, not Absa – it’s a nightclub in Rosebank.

Just licious - Forget Oscar, this is total titillation...
While the Americans are getting ready for the Oscars, Mzansi is preparing for the Samas.
On Thursday moi was invited to the nominees launch. I won’t bother you with the long, boring lists.
Lie through your teeth! - It’s a necessary survival skill
I have just realised that telling the truth is not wise at all.
I recently crashed into a guy’s car, went to the cops to report it and then bragged to my friends, who gave me the strangest responses.
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    Omigosh! Do spill it fast
    Tiger Woods wants to cheat with a black woman for a change. Gimme answers before he changes his mind…
    Is it just me who notices the sexiness in Buti Manamela of late?

    Digging up da dirt – ‘n rich tidbits – on da reef
    Since I want to compete with the big boys, moi went to Gold Reef City to gamble last Friday.

    Old white swells ‘n hot young choccie
    Last Thursday I attended the Austrian Embassy’s party at Moloko, Pretoria.
    I was shocked to see hordes of old white men and women moving about.

    Low budget arbs ‘n rude bouncers
    This week I wasted my time at Capitol in Rosebank.
    I don’t understand why people still go to this club, where everyone is rude – from the door lady to the bouncer.

    Oh, Ju Ju sweetie - Leave him alone – I’m perving him
    My friend was telling me she is not sure why folk are making so much noise about Julius Malema’s money and its origins.

    Hookers, lines ‘n blingers
    The Hype Awards have come and gone and here are some of our highlights

    White cats ‘n dark kitties - A feast for the eyes, ears ‘n a few stomachs
    We were at The Zone Mall’s Ster Kinekor to watch the local movie White Lion. This South African-produced movie has been categorised as another gem for the nation with its original content and direction.
    Come on, get it off ya chests
    Make it snappy with those answers ‘cos Sonono Khoza is looking for a nanny

    Pomp ‘n spin
    Liquid Deep, Liquid Deep… honeys, I must say even though your name sounds like a toilet cleaner, you okes are F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C!

    Arbs, Barbs ...‘n Shuga! - Call this a creative network?
    As I was driving Primrose Crous to eNkandla to get tips from maKhumalo on how to sit back and enjoy sharing a man, I got stuck in Marlboro – where it turned out there was a function.
    Compromise, ladies - But don’t let him compromise your dignity
    My friend was telling me how her man never arrives home before midnight, even during the week. “I have to get up in the middle of the night to warm his food after he stumbles into the house smelling like a brewery,” she tells me, looking 10 years older from the life she herself chose.
    Oh, why oh why’d you do it? - Celebs please answer, Zuma is giving me looks
    What is up with Chomee and Arthur pitching up at events together as if one is towing the other?

    Schmoozling In Joziwood
    When I was invited to the premiere of new local comedy movie Jozi, I thought: “Do I have to see this movie for the third time?”

    High Rollers, Cheap Rockers ‘n a Long Red Carpet
    So while you were watching Rambo repeats on SABC and drooling over fast food ads last Saturday, moi and the white folk descended on Rhythm Divine, where we had the time of our lives.

    Good times roll
    Haters, turn to the next page ’cos this article might be harmful to your jealousy-riddled hearts!
    I am going to B-R-A-G!
    Colourful met, mostly
    In Biblical times destiny was delivered in the form of a burning bush, but today true destiny is often engraved in a fabulous invite.
    Last week Shwaswhi was in her full fabulous element in Cape Town for the A-List social event of the year, the J&B Met, themed “full colour”, and people did not disappoint with colour.
    Celebs go on the road to fame
    Remember the ’80s Shell Road To Fame talent show? Ag, gone are those days when TV was worth watching.
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    Hello, my party peeps. Last Saturday, while some of you were battling insomnia because of the debts you accumulated during the festive season, some of us were having a “Fresh and Kentalicious” time at Rhythm Divine.

    High, dry ‘n safe
    So the party’s parties were so great Shwashwi went to check out if our cops were as good at throwing bashes as they are at bashing people.

    Hot ‘n Zizilicious
    While some of you were thinking about where you were going to get your next meal from this month, Shwashwi and sidekicks were partying up a storm with the who’s who of Mzansi.
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    Answer Fast, I have to hide
    What on earth possessed Carol Behane (Lebo in Zone 14), to buy that blonde wig? Sisi, when I saw you in the newspaper I honestly thought you were gogo Dorothy Masuka.






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