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 Colourful met, mostly
In Biblical times destiny was delivered in the form of a burning bush, but today true destiny is often engraved in a fabulous invite.
Last week Shwaswhi was in her full fabulous element in Cape Town for the A-List social event of the year, the J&B Met, themed “full colour”, and people did not disappoint with colour. |
Good times roll
Haters, turn to the next page ’cos this article might be harmful to your jealousy-riddled hearts!
I am going to B-R-A-G! |
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 Kent, Fresh ‘n... baby grows?
Hello, my party peeps. Last Saturday, while some of you were battling insomnia because of the debts you accumulated during the festive season, some of us were having a “Fresh and Kentalicious” time at Rhythm Divine. |
High, dry ‘n safe
So the party’s parties were so great Shwashwi went to check out if our cops were as good at throwing bashes as they are at bashing people. |
 Bit less of the Jab Jab
Did you hear the story about the “Mermaid” and the dude with a rash on his penis?
OK, come closer and I will tell you how weak we South Africans are. |
 Answer Fast, I have to hide
What on earth possessed Carol Behane (Lebo in Zone 14), to buy that blonde wig? Sisi, when I saw you in the newspaper I honestly thought you were gogo Dorothy Masuka.
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 Zizi Kodwa’s 40th birthday bash
Zizi Kodwa, the man who speaks for President Jacob Zuma, celebrated his 40th birthday at Taboo, Sandton, surrounded by celebs, muso’s and politicians. Click here to check out who graced his bash... |
 Da party ‘n ms party pants
When my political sidekick passed on the invite to attend the ruling party’s birthday celebration, I asked myself if this was really how I needed to start my festive activities.
By attending the ANC’s 98th birthday party? |
Ag pleeez, schlebs, do it for you
It’s only the third week of the new year and already Shwashwi’s inbox is full of party invites. This promises to be one exciting year. |
Answer fast, she’s after me
This one is for you, reader. Tell us if you agree: Shwashwi doesn’t even want to hear Julius fart this year!
Another one for the readers: Have you ever wondered if Ju Ju Baby can back up his stupidity in the sack? Iko Mash must put him to the test. |
Couples we want to see together
Sometimes Shwashwi wants love and since we have good hearts we propose the following celebs pair up and go on a couple of dates – you might like it.
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A fab ‘whites only’ affair
For a moment I thought I was watching SABC1 when I saw Winnie Ntshaba (Khethiwe), Dumisani Mbebe (Dumisani), Slindile Nodangala (Mam’ Ruby in Generations) and nanny Sarah, real name is Deli. |
You too can be LOOPY
Once again, Metro FM’s Lupi Ngcayisa is going out of his way to make sure kids have school shoes.
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Cape Met - We have a winner!
The Kenilworth Racecourse will transform into a party zone as 50,000 fashionistas dress to this year’s theme – In Full Colour! |
 CELEBS’ RESOLUTIONS FOR 2010
SCHLEBS are busy folk and hardly have the time to make resolutions, so Shwashwi took the time to think of some for them.
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DID YOU KNOW - Some folk are ungrateful
Instead of ignoring this local young boy I continuously saw begging at the traffic light, I decided to help – not by giving him money, but a job doing odds and bobs around the yard, paying and feeding him.
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Charmza
SOUTH African middle distance runner Mokgadi Caster Semenya is a strong-willed, charming young woman.
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Moegoe
OH Mandla, Mandla Mandla, you’re the un-rivalled moegoe of the year!
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