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 A great escape Last week I was partying ezilalini with small town girls and boys who think they are happening. Since Julius Malema isn’t allowed to accept tenders I tried Mthatha, where Cee of Blackwhole Productions threw the mother of all bush parties. |
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 Omigosh! Do spill it fast Tiger Woods wants to cheat with a black woman for a change. Gimme answers before he changes his mind… Is it just me who notices the sexiness in Buti Manamela of late? |
 Low budget arbs ‘n rude bouncers This week I wasted my time at Capitol in Rosebank. I don’t understand why people still go to this club, where everyone is rude – from the door lady to the bouncer. |
 Pomp ‘n spin Liquid Deep, Liquid Deep… honeys, I must say even though your name sounds like a toilet cleaner, you okes are F-A-N-T-A-S-T-I-C! |
Compromise, ladies - But don’t let him compromise your dignity My friend was telling me how her man never arrives home before midnight, even during the week. “I have to get up in the middle of the night to warm his food after he stumbles into the house smelling like a brewery,” she tells me, looking 10 years older from the life she herself chose. |
 Schmoozling In Joziwood When I was invited to the premiere of new local comedy movie Jozi, I thought: “Do I have to see this movie for the third time?” |
 Good times roll Haters, turn to the next page ’cos this article might be harmful to your jealousy-riddled hearts! I am going to B-R-A-G! |
Colourful met, mostly In Biblical times destiny was delivered in the form of a burning bush, but today true destiny is often engraved in a fabulous invite. Last week Shwaswhi was in her full fabulous element in Cape Town for the A-List social event of the year, the J&B Met, themed “full colour”, and people did not disappoint with colour. |
Kent, Fresh ‘n... baby grows? Hello, my party peeps. Last Saturday, while some of you were battling insomnia because of the debts you accumulated during the festive season, some of us were having a “Fresh and Kentalicious” time at Rhythm Divine. |
 High, dry ‘n safe So the party’s parties were so great Shwashwi went to check out if our cops were as good at throwing bashes as they are at bashing people. |
Answer Fast, I have to hide
What on earth possessed Carol Behane (Lebo in Zone 14), to buy that blonde wig? Sisi, when I saw you in the newspaper I honestly thought you were gogo Dorothy Masuka.
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