NOT fair! Shwashwi must have missed the part in the memo for this past weekend's Inanda Africa Cup Series that read "Bring your gay clutch bag".
THE cliché "Dynamite comes in small packages" comes to mind when in conversation with South Africa's most recognised woman hip hop DJ.
PHEW! You know it was a good party when Shwashwi wants to use the word "ratchet"!
Dear AKA and Zinhle, Shwashwi is thrilled to see you've listened to her advice in a previous letter. Imagine Shwa's surprise when she spotted you lifting up your woman and planting a wet one on her, AKA.
WHEN the summer events start rolling in and Shwashwi gets invited to see half-naked men and women strut their stuff on a catwalk, she's a happy girl.
METRO FM recently celebrated its 27th birthday at the plush LeChatelat in Sandhurst. Talk about a staff party. Yawn!
INSTEAD of sitting through the agonising sounds of Unathi's DVD launch on Thursday night, Shwa opted for the Nothing for Mahala movie premiere at The Zone in Rosebank, Joburg.
IT'S not every weekend that Shwashwi finds herself in a twerk-off with camp Frenchmen on the banks of a lake in Italy.
DEAR Wilson B Nkosi, Shwa was happy to see that you are still alive and kicking, because let's face it: if it weren't for Sundays we'd be speaking of you in the past tense.
WE ALL love MTV events, even if they're just to inform us about new products and upcoming content.
Dear Ntsiki Mazwai. I must say I love your fighter-feminist spirit.
THE Mother City was also not rocking much this week, but Shwa did get to indulge in one of her favourite pastimes - mingling with foodies.