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The Big Guy: DJ Fresh is indeed larger than life – and we ain’t referring to his waistline. Ahem. We are talking about his talent
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TA, Dudes: Rhythm Divine owner Jason and music promoter Muntu
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Hello, my party peeps. Last Saturday, while some of you were battling insomnia because of the debts you accumulated during the festive season, some of us were having a “Fresh and Kentalicious” time at Rhythm Divine.
Thanks to DJs Fresh and Kent.
I must thank ND Media for bringing these chilli hot entertainers to our shores.
Firstly, let me address my grievances with the J&B people.
Why the hell did you guys decorate the VIP tables with empty whiskey boxes? So you removed the bottles from the boxes?
What did you expect us to do with the empty boxes?
Eat them?
I hear you were servicing yourselves with the real deal in your little corner.
As for those girls who were wearing bright yellow catsuits, huns, baby grows are for babies, not babes.
Anyway , let’s talk about interesting peeps.
One of Rhythm Divine’s main guys, Anthony, is the sexiest man alive. I must say not many guys can pull off the waistcoat and All Star look with so much confidence.
Lovey, you are yummy, period!
DJ Marley Marlz entertained us while we were waiting for the main guys. He managed to make us dance, while alcohol – NOT J&B – was flowing like the Buffalo River.
Master Jam was also there, but, shame, he wasn’t his usual bubbly self. I hear he has some issues with his manager.
And the guys from ND Media allegedly don’t like him.
Yho! My virginity was threatened by those burly men who looked like members of the Mafia in the VIP area.
Gees, Shwashwi can’t be blamed for worrying about my safety. If it’s not an earthquake it’s them terrorists!
I must applaud those ladies who were drinking Red Heart Rum, like it’s their last day on earth.
Gals, you can give some guys I know a run for their money.
It was refreshing to see DJ Fresh without the chewing gum.
But it must be said, the “Big Dawg” does know his stuff.
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