stay in: Nelson Mandela and Graca Michael

THANK GOD: It’s over – DJ Sbu and Terry Pheto were such a yawn

Shwashwi pulls no punches on this one....

* Mandla and Khanyi as that was a tragic joke.

* Mbhazima Shilowa and Wendy Luhabe as they can both do better.

* Basetsana Kumalo and Dingaan Thobela. Besides the cash, we don’t know why she would ever touch him, ’80s or not.

* Elana Afrika and her magician because he looks so random and we suspect he’s much shorter than her.

* Sbu and Terry Pheto as watching paint dry is more exciting than this couple. We do like your clothes, though.

* Loyiso Bala and Bianca Le Grange. Well, besides the fact that she is about to marry Carol Manana’s ex, Bianca honestly did well to dump him as he is very childish.

* Zwai Bala and Caroline Fassie as, really, the topic is so dull. Besides, Zwai married Melanie, who is also as exciting as a door knob.

* Loui Fish (Mark’s ex) and any of her sportsmen boyfriends or lovers – stay at home.

* Graca Machel and Nelson Mandela, please stay at home as well as you too are old and should be knitting something for your grandkids.

* Baby Jake and wife Mapule as Jake is so tiny one just wants to pick him and buy him a lollipop.