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Get it all here - We name & shame who’s the best DJs of the year, the best and worst dressed, who’s got the most fake accents, the fake bling, the comeback kids and those celebs who made no impact in 2009...
Celebs who made no impact in 2009 Mercy Phakela
Mapaputsi
Trompies
Mdu Masilela
Pitch Black Afro
Peggy Sue Khumalo
Zama Ngcobo
Nthatho Mashishi
Mzwakhe Mbuli
DJs of da year DJ Milkshake
Naked DJ and Nutty
Fistaz
DJ Siyanda
DJ Cindo
DJ Tira
Best dressed Romeo Kumalo
DJ Nutty
Uyanda Mbuli
Precious Motsepe
Expressions we would have most liked to see When Lesley Sedibe found out that his wife was pregnant at the age of 18 and that she was there when a neighbour was stabbed more than nine times by her mother.
Tiger Woods when it was first announced he was a whore.
Vuyo Mbuli when he was caught buttoning his shirt by some woman’s boyfriend.
Khanyi Mbau when Kelly Khumalo klapped her at a salon.
Thebe when he heard he had raped one of his dancers.
Caster Semenya when she heard that she had testicles
Fake accents of 2009 T-Bo Touch
Dumile Mateza
Elana Afrika
Gerry Elsdon
Phat Joe
Sizwe Dhlomo
Nonhle Thema
Best ‘09 partiesOpening of Taboo
Any party at Club Inc in Bramies
ANC pre-election parties
Pond’s launch party at Summer Place
Mabheleni’s marquee at the Durban July
The Feather Awards
Selimathunzi producer Joe Carreira’s many bashes
Uyanda Mbuli’s Pink Party celebrating the opening of the DFC store
Miller’s Rock the Boat cruise
Sexy celebs Joelle Kayembe
Slikour
Kelly Khumalo
Bonang Matheba
The ugly Model Joelle Kayembe aborted her foetus four months into her pregnancy.
Kelly Khumalo beating up Khanyi Mbau.
Tina for allegedly beating up a woman who was bonking her mate’s man.
Mandla Mthembu allegedly beating up Khanyi.
DJ Tira’s wife for telling everyone about their dirt.
Mshoza for her flopped surgery.
Julius Malema for opening his mouth.
Chilli M for not paying for his petrol.
DJ Fresh for speeding.
Prosper for being accused of rape.
Celebs with most fake brandsThembi Seete for shooting her music video with a fake Louis Vuitton bag.
Jub Jub for wearing fake Burberry in public.
Khanyi for buying fakes from a car boot.
Shado Twala for wearing fake Louis Vuitton at an international fashion week. In Cape Town, nogal.
Comeback kids Winnie Khumalo
Khanyi Dhlomo
Ntokozo Masinga
Babalwa Mneno
Msawawa
Phat Joe
Vusi Twala
Chilli M
Joe Nina
Sbu from Amalawyer
Biggest transitions Basetsana Kumalo for shocking us and losing so much weight.
Carol Manana for the great body.
Mshoza for the MJ look.
Vusi Twala after chopping off the dreads.
Nhlanhla Nciza for being a mature muscian and her latest hot album Ingcinga Zam.
Caster Semenya and the weave. We hope she doesn’t wear it on the dusty streets of Limpopo.
Worst dressed Zola.
Unathi Msengana – we’re still wondering how she won the best dressed Style award.
Jen Sue is probably here because the Asians couldn’t cope with those ghastly hats and outfits.
Thandiswa Mazwai.
Ishmael.
HHP.
Oskido.
Siyabonga Ngwekazi.
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