GIRL POWER: DJs Zintle and C’ndo sizzled during an all-female DJ performance at the Numbers Club
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SHAKIN’ IT: Cricketer Makhaya Ntini and trufm’s Sisonke Kosani
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Haters, turn to the next page ’cos this article might be harmful to your jealousy-riddled hearts!
I am going to B-R-A-G!
Last Friday my fabulous job took me to Numbers Dance Club in the sprawling suburb of Beacon Bay, in East London, for the last Friday of the month gig.
Since it was the first one for 2010, it was done in style with an all-female DJ line-up.
I am talking about the top two in Mzansi, DJs Zintle and C’ndo – and, of course, our local starlet, the fabulous DJ Minty from trufm. Think lots of purrrrr.
DJ Minty fiercely protected her territory. The audience loved her as she pleased our ears with some fresh sounds and set the dance floor on fire. Way to go, girl!
Oh, you looked beautiful gal; moi liked your funky hairdo.
Almost mistook DJ Zintle for a Playboy bunny. Don’t get moi wrong – she was gorgeous in super-tight black l eggings that she paired with a sexy off-the-shoulder top and high heels. Oops… I am drooling!
This gal has got lots of energy behind the turntables. B ut hey, we aren’t complaining. You rock Zee!
DJ C’ndo made a mini-grand entrance with some groupies from East London – those who always hustle for booze and want to be seen at all the hip joints. I suggest they go to Joburg so they can be extras on spice adverts. Anyway, back to DJ C’ndo…
She looked like a CEO’s stay-at-home wife on a rare night out. She wore a matric dance-inspired metallic silver dress, but I will forgive her fashion blunders because she is a hot DJ.
Gal, you need to go easy on the fermented grape!
DJ Cute honoured Shwashwi with some fake pecks on my cute cheeks. Hun, I have been in the game long enough to spot a pretentious schleb. Anyway, stick with me for real and those CDs will be flying off the shelves. I doubt they do now.
Hallelujah! Salad from TKO Promotions was sitting still, enjoying the show and booze like the rest of us. Good boy.
At least someone listens to Shwashwi.
One more thing, what is it with the TKO men and striped shirts? They look like the uniform they wear at a certain fried chicken joint. Hope you guys didn’t pinch them!
Was chilling with Sisonke Kosani from trufm. I hear Lady Luck has been on her side big-time at work. Congrats, gal.
Someone who also deserves a mention at trufm is producer Phindile Khuzwayo. Boy, can she shake her booty! Baba Zwelithini will be proud of you gal, uyagida! Hhawuuu!
Charismatic trufm programmes manager Tony Soglo was sipping apple juice as if he was promoting it.
He makes drinking non-alcoholic drinks on a Friday night look so chic.
Spotted Sumthing Sumthing, who is a manager of Capello’s in Hemingways.
Sweetie, you need to stop looking like a random dude. Take a few style pointers from your boss, Mr Nkuhlu.
Cricketers Makhaya Ntini and Lonwabo Tsotsobe graced us with their presence at some ungodly hour of the morning.
Mr Ntini sure does have some sizzling moves on the dancefloor.
Wonder how he fares on the cricket field? Anyway I’ll let the experts be the judges. Also saw him enjoying some arb company in the VIP area.
Where is your pride and class bro? She couldn’t even walk in high heels.
Mr Tsotsobe, on the other hand, did very well to escape my sexy prying eyes, avoiding our cameras at all costs – though I saw him getting digits now and then.
Your time will come, china. I must say you look sexier than ever, jou lekker ding.
Thanks to TKO Promotions and trufm. Amandla to women power!
Dammit, I wish I was a woman!
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